New on Netflix for January 2018

Arriving on Netflix, January 2018

January 1

  • 10,000 B.C.
  • 30 Days of Night
  • Age Of Shadows
  • AlphaGo
  • America’s Sweethearts
  • Apollo 13
  • Batman
  • Batman & Robin
  • Batman Begins
  • Batman Forever
  • Batman Returns
  • Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  • Bring It On
  • Bring It On Again
  • Bring It On: All or Nothing
  • Bring It On: Fight to the Finish
  • Bring It On: In It to Win It
  • Caddyshack
  • Chef & My Fridge: 2017
  • Defiance
  • Definitely, Maybe
  • Eastsiders: Season 3
  • Furry Vengeance
  • Glace: Season 1 (Netflix Original)
  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
  • Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
  • King Kong
  • Lethal Weapon
  • Lethal Weapon 2
  • Lethal Weapon 3
  • Lethal Weapon 4
  • License to Wed
  • Like Water for Chocolate
  • Love Actually
  • Lovesick: Season 3 (Netflix Original)
  • Maddman: The Steve Madden Story
  • Marie Antoinette
  • Martin Luther: The Idea that Changed the World
  • Midnight in Paris
  • Monsters vs. Aliens
  • National Treasure
  • Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
  • Stardust
  • Strictly Ballroom
  • The Dukes of Hazzard
  • The Exorcism of Emily Rose
  • The First Time
  • The Godfather
  • The Godfather: Part II
  • The Godfather: Part III
  • The Italian Job
  • The Lovely Bones
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • The Truman Show
  • The Vault
  • Training Day
  • Treasures From The Wreck Of The Unbelievable
  • Troy
  • Wedding Crashers
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

January 2

  • Mustang Island
  • Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
  • Rent

January 5

  • Before I Wake (Netflix Original)
  • Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (Netflix Original)
  • DEVILMAN crybaby: Season 1 (Netflix Original)
  • Rotten (Netflix Original)

January 6

  • Episodes: Season 1-5

January 8

  • The Conjuring

January 10

  • 47 Meters Down
  • Alejandro Riaño Especial de stand up (Netflix Original)
  • Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
  • In The Deep

January 12

  • Colony: Season 2
  • Disjointed: Part 2 (Netflix Original)
  • Somebody Feed Phil (Netflix Original)
  • The Man Who Would Be Polka King
  • The Polka King (Netflix Original)
  • Tom Segura: Disgraceful (Netflix Original)

January 14

  • Wild Hogs

January 15

  • 2018 Olympic Winter Games Preview: Meet Team USA & Go for the Gold
  • Rehenes
  • Unrest

January 16

  • Dallas Buyers Club
  • Katt Williams: Great America (Netflix Original)
  • Rita: Season 4

January 17

  • Arango y Sanint: Ríase El Show (Netflix Original)
  • Friday Night Tykes: Season 4

January 18

  • Bad Day for the Cut
  • Tiempos de guerra: Season 1 (Netflix Original)

January 19

  • Drug Lords: Season 1 (Netflix Original)
  • Grace and Frankie: Season 4 (Netflix Original)
  • The Open House (Netflix Original)
  • Trolls: The Beat Goes On!: Season 1 (Netflix Original)

January 23

  • Todd Glass: Act Happy (Netflix Original)

January 24

  • Ricardo Quevedo: Hay gente así (Netflix Original)

January 25

  • Acts of Vengeance

January 26

  • A Futile and Stupid Gesture (Netflix Original)
  • Dirty Money (Netflix Original)
  • Kavin Jay: Everybody Calm Down! (Netflix Original)
  • Llama Llama: Season 1 (Netflix Original)
  • One Day at a Time: Season 2 (Netflix Original)
  • Sebastián Marcelo Wainraich (Netflix Original)
  • The Adventures of Puss in Boots: Season 6 (Netflix Original)
  • Mau Nieto: Viviendo sobrio… desde el bar (Netflix Original)

January 28

  • El Ministerio del Tiempo: Seasons 1-2
  • El Ministerio del Tiempo: Season 3 (Netflix Original)

January 29

  • The Force

January 30

  • Babylon Berlin: Season 1 & 2 (Netflix Original)
  • Death Race: Beyond Anarchy
  • Retribution: Season 1 (Netflix Original)

January 31

  • Cars 3

Leaving Netflix, December 2017

January 1

  • Chicago
  • Daddy Day Care
  • Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
  • Dressed to Kill
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • Forrest Gump
  • Four Brothers
  • Free Willy
  • Grease
  • Gremlins
  • I Am Sam
  • Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Fifteenth Year
  • Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Fourteenth Year
  • Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Seventeenth Year
  • Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Sixteenth Year
  • License to Drive
  • Made of Honor
  • Mean Girls
  • Miss Congeniality
  • Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
  • Mona Lisa Smile
  • Pokémon the Movie: Diancie and the Cocoon of Destruction
  • Pokémon the Movie: Hoopa and the Clash of Ages
  • Pokémon: Indigo League: Season 1
  • Pokémon: XY: Seasons 1-2
  • Police Academy
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • Saw
  • Saw II
  • Saw III
  • Saw IV
  • Saw V
  • Saw VI
  • Saw: The Final Chapter
  • Someone Like You
  • The Addams Family
  • The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
  • The Day the Earth Stood Still
  • The Desert Fox: The Story of Rommel
  • The Inn of the Sixth Happiness
  • The Man with One Red Shoe
  • The Manhattan Project
  • The Mighty Ducks
  • The Parent Trap
  • The Secret Garden
  • The Switch
  • Three Coins in the Fountain
  • White Chicks
  • Young Mr. Lincoln
  • January 3
  • VHS

January 4

  • Lost: Seasons 1-6

January 5

  • Fantasia
  • Fantasia 2000
  • The Host

January 15

  • Sirens: Seasons 1-2

January 30

  • Futurama: Seasons 7-10

The Christmas of Pa’s Dreams

Dear Journal,

I know it’s been a long time since I’ve wrote ya anything. But there’s been a lot going on on the creek this year. And I just couldn’t find the time to pen down nothin. But now it’s neigh about Christmas again. Another year is almost over, and our house is a buzzin with excitement.

This past year Granny managed to get Jenny Harris , you remember her, the one that was a sparkin after me. And no, I thank the good Lord above, they weren’t no hitchin to me!! Naw, she Married the preacher’s daddy and Grandpa was a tellin me yesterday at the breakfast table that they is off to the mission field in the wilds of Udonia. I imagine, it’s a far piece off from here.

Now that that’s all told, we’re all gettin into the Christmas spirit again. Grandpa’s wearin his Kiss me under the mistletoe underwear. And Granny and Mamma been busy baking up a new recipe for Christmas Fruitcake. Granny says the next batch will have a secret kick. I think I know what her secret kick is. I think it’s a little of last year’s punch that’s been gettin ripe in the basement.

I tell you, this year Pa has sure got into the spirit. By Halloween he already had all the bulls noses painted up red. And lights on the outhouse. Them lights on the outhouse scared poor Grandpa on Halloween night. He was doing his necessary when Pa told me to plug in the lights. when them suckers lit, I tell you, old Grandpa tore outta there like the hound dog run away with the last piece of watermelon. He was a screaming to the top of his voice, don’t let em suck out my brain! He thought he done been abducted by them aliens, the kind that draws them circle pictures in corn fields.

Granny said them Christmas lights worked him over better than whippersnappers extra strength prune juice ever did Ha Ha!! but back to pa, he watched that National Lampoon’s Christmas Program on the rabbit ears this year. Now he says we Leadbottom’s is gonna have one dandy Christmas this year. So far Grandpa in the outhouse has made my Christmas pretty ding dang dandy already!!! He tore outta there I’m a telling ya with his britches hanging down around his knees. And his Have a nice day smiley-face underwear a shinin for the world to see!!!

But the birthday of our Lord is almost here in just a few days. we’ve got lots of hard candy, home-made fudge and fruit everywhere. Oh no, Grandpa’s gone out to make use of the outhouse again and I see Pa sneaking out the back door wearing a grin. I can’t miss this!

Have a Good Christmas and may the good Lord Bless ya!!

Thanksgiving Again


Dear Journal,

It’s Hard to believe it’s already November on the creek again. It’s been oddly warm. Weather Man on the Radio says it’s something called Indian summer. So Grandma and Ma made me and Pa set up a T.P. in the front yard to make our native friends feel more at home. I tried to tell them Indians don’t live in T.Ps no more. But once they get something in their head there’s no stopping them till it finds its way out.

Grandpa says we’d better be getting out the long-Johns cause he said he remembered in 35 when Sam Sneed from up on Tater Patch Hill saw on one of them National Geographic specials, after he got his set of rabbit ears, and he saw where that you can do a snow dance and it will cause it to snow. Grandpa said Sam and the Good Lord must be on real good terms. Cause he said it snowed for forty days and forty nights. Grandma said he was a mixin up his Bible Stories. But Grandpa says confound it women, we aint on Noah’s ark. Sides, it was way too cold to rain!

Ma and Grandma will soon be cooking up our traditional fest. With one thing different this year, the turkey! Walt Peters down at the General Store done got him in a load of frozen turkey this year. And since being no one round the old homestead has cooked up one of them before We are gonna try it. No soul can stand in the way of progress I guess.

So being as there aren’t gonna be any hunting this year what’s a body to do? Guess I’ll settle in and relax and as they say in the outhouse magazines, I’ll take in the sights and smells of the season.

Just heard another weather bulletin, Says Damp & Cold. I sure hope Sam won’t be a Snow Dancin this year.

See y’all and hope you have a hog-eyed Thanksgiving!

A Camping We will Go

Dear Journal,

The start of the summer camping season is upon us a fair piece. And I’ll tell ya I been itching to get out in God’s green country. Thought I’d share with ya’ll my pride a joy, my home away from home.


Now I reckon some folks calls it a camper or a motorhome. We just call it putting the cabin on the old truck.

Harvey Spencer offered us 800.00 for our lot of land the other day cause with the cabin gone he thought we was a movin. I just told him naw, we was going on a little get away. I did do some mighty fine work on her though, if I do say so myself. I added the back porch this year and even mama’s wash tub. She says it’s too cramped for a body to do all the warshin inside. This way, she can enjoy the fresh air.

Grandpa says he’s  going bar huntin this time. He fancies himself quite the sportsman, since he shot that bar in the back yard last year. None of us had the heart to tell him it was Gladys Short’s big black dog! Poor Gladys still walks around the yard every evening hollerin here Blackie.

Grandma says the only bar grandpa ever hunted for was Elmer’s Wet your Whistle Pub. Grandpa says he’ll show her when she’s wearing that things skin round her big bosoms. Them was the last words he said that night though. Granny knocked him out colder than a well diggers hind parts ha ha!!!


Reckon that’s enough Jawing for now. See ya on the open road!!!

The Possum Fest

Dear Journal,


We’re  back from the Possum Festival. And as I promised, I’ll tell ya all about what a time we had. First off, we fired up the old mobile home and way we went just a getting it down the road. Then we started a smelling a strange smell. Somebody hollered pocat stew, on a count they thought we’d hit a pocat. But as it turned out Grandpa had just forgot he’d took off his socks!

So after that we had a pretty uneventful ride. Cousin Pauline was also there. I hadn’t seen her in near on five years. She’s 17 now and unmarried so Grandma spent the rest of the festival trying to set her up with every available feller around.

Needless to say, she never found one. On our way back home Granny just kept on a talking about how if that girl didn’t get her head on straight she was a gonna be spinster the rest of her life!

I took the prize for the Possum Pie Eating Contest. I eat 37 pies in 5 minutes. For a man my age, I’d say that was pretty good. Ole fat Francis Jubile gave me a run though. He actually eat 39 pies. But the last two didn’t count. Given the fact, that Betsy Manner had put some rum in the ones she made. Made ole Francis so drunk, he fell off the stool. And well, as for the pies we won’t say what happened to them. Just that they had them a short visit to his stomach!

Pa took 2nd place in the Greased Pig Roping. I wouldn’t tell him, but I think he wallowed in more mud than the pig. And Ma got a blue ribbon for her pickled Possum Jam. We have lots left. Ma says if it keeps till December it’ll make some nice Christmas Presents for the family and closest friends.

All in all I say we had ourselves a real good time. And we’re already talking about next year.



A New Year New Excitement

Dear Journal,

A new Year has started here on the old homestead. All the cousins, In-Laws, Aunts, Uncles, and yep even a few Out-Laws have all parted ways and gone home. Things sure is quite round here.

Everything is gettin back to normal. We took the red paint off the old Bulldog’s nose. And we put all the light bulbs back in all the sockets. We stored all of Granny’s homemade Christmas punch in mason jars. It’ll taste better next year after it has a chance to ferment hehehe…

No body round here hates to see Christmas go more than old Butch Braxton. That poor man has been struck by lightning 76 times and lives to tell the tale. He stutters a little fair bit though, so takes him some time to tell it.

Every year we string some popcorn round Butch and put a light bulb in his mouth and ears and use him for the community Christmas tree. The kids get a real kick outa seein how fast they can pull the icicles off his nose. It’s a sight!!

But New Year’s Eve brought some excitement! Granny drunk  too much punch, and when she danced her annual Cancan number down at the VA retirement home she came back with a tattoo of a anchor on her right shoulder. And a bunch of phone numbers wrote on a roll of toilet paper.

Granny’s hollerin for me to come dial another number…Poor Thang.

See ya’ll later Happy New Year to ya

Christmas Exposure

Dear Journal,


It’s Christmas time again on the creek. Sure has been an odd one though, First, it’s been unseasonably warm. Been making a lot of the folks round here sick. Cause one day it’s very warm, next, it’s colder than a well diggers backend! Folks has been wearing their summer clothes.


Yesterday I saw old Mrs. Carolson out in the yard wearing nothing but her bathing suit! Good Lord knows that’s enough to turn a body every which way but Christmas! She had more stuff a hanging than a well decorated Christmas tree! No kidding.


Grandma is in the kitchen again with the big recipe book. And she’s making her famous Christmas punch. We got 16 jars of that stuff fermenting…uh…aging well in the cellar. Granny says a body can never have too much! Through the year, she uses that stuff for everything from making a sick baby well to gassing up the truck when money’s tight.


Me and Pa hung the Christmas lights. And I must say, they do look pretty good! except for one little mistake all went well. This year we put Grandpa in charge of making a welcome sign for Santa. Later that night, after dark, we took the family out to look at the lights. While we was a lookin we noticed something movin round the chimney. Pa thought it was Santy Claus come early. So he went and got in bed so as to make sure he got his presents. But it weren’t Santy. It was Grandpa! And Lo the words that was a comin out of his mouth!! Come to find out he’d sliped off the roof and got caught by his underwear! Bless his soul. He’d been up there all evening suspended by his unmentionables. Now he says thanks to the exposure he suffered he’ll probably be sick in bed on Christmas. But I don’t think so, Granny will give some of her potent punch and he’ll big right as rain.

Many Happy Christmas Greetings to ya from the Leadbottoms and May the Good Lord bless ya this New Year!!

Mud Bath for Mamma

Dear Journal,

It’s hard to believe that it’s almost Mother’s Day. And I’m again left to ponder on what to get for Ma. I thought on repapering the Out House but we ain’t got enough Sears catalogs to do that with, just yet. I think they must’ve started to using a new kind of ink in them catalogs. On count of now when you go to use them for your necessary business, leaves kind of a rash on your hind quarters!

So we’ve stopped using them for that, and switched to the local news instead. So I guess the papering will have to wait.

Ole Bud Finch has got some piglets outa his prize sow, Molly. She took the blue ribbon at The County Fair for fattest. Ole Albert Potter told Grandpa if he’d known you could’ve got a Ribbon for that he’d have entered his wife!

Don’t know Momma’s a getting kind of old now. I might make her one of them there wigs. Hear tell though, all the womenfolk in the big cities like to go to what they call a spa and take one of them mud baths.

Guess a feller could dig a hole in the backyard fill it with some water and give Ma a spa mud bath. I think she might like herself one of them. Yes sir, I sure do thank you folks for helping to come up with That one!

I’ll be sure and tell her now of the part you all played in her a getting her Mother’s Day present. Well gotta go…

Pa, hook up the hose. We got ourselves a mud bath to build!!



Dear Journal Merry Christmas to ya,

It’s starting to look a whole lot like Christmas here on the creek. As I told ya last time, we sure did enjoy that ole turkey! I took the old lot down yesterday, it just looks so lonesome out there with nothing in it.

We painted all the bulls round these parts noses red the other day. That helps get everybody round here in the Christmas spirit! We tried to decorate the outhouse with some Christmas Lights. But that never turned out to good, we didn’t know it was occupied!! Poor ole grandpa didn’t know what was  going on. I feel bad for him now. See, the reason he was in there, he was a trying to paint grandma’s new set of store bought teeth to match the gaps in the teeth she’s missing now.

Said he didn’t want folks round here not knowing who she was. Folks round here get pretty tore up when they see somebody they don’t know on the creek, starts a body to thinking it’s them revenuers or the tax man. We don’t take kindly to them types!

But it’s the good Lord’s Birthday so we are supposed to remember him. And have a good Christmas with all the creatures, even revenuers and tax men!

Have you a good Christmas Happy New year too from the Leadbottoms!!